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  })();</description><title>MUSEUM OF MISTAKES offshoot by Julia Wertz</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @juliawertz)</generator><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>False. I was raised in the 80’s and they were the worst...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f523a5be749e4f7b60bf88864ea7599/tumblr_mn7idlwoL21rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;False. I was raised in the 80’s and they were the worst #hypercolortshirt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/51074303797</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/51074303797</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:44:09 -0400</pubDate><category>hypercolortshirt</category></item><item><title>Well, this is a thing I own. I don’t know who put stickers...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3116b89e84a7b1264c6b0a50b982503/tumblr_mmy4loLWKt1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, this is a thing I own. I don’t know who put stickers all over it but at least it survived 8 apartment moves&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/50652146059</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/50652146059</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:08:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can never unsee this</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/385aee778618bbe9f7c07928c1b0b918/tumblr_mmpdky4OdO1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can never unsee this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/50286193826</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/50286193826</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 16:43:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bottle Beach in Dead Horse Bay</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47ac5eeb878961abdeb3f43004ba2eac/tumblr_mma457ptZ11rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bottle Beach in Dead Horse Bay&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49595692920</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49595692920</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 10:55:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is how kids play outdoors in NYC</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7eaab7c781dd62985862905f4d141aa9/tumblr_mm87i3sKXt1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is how kids play outdoors in NYC&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49512601596</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49512601596</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 10:13:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve found a lot of amazing things in abandoned asylums,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0a14ea324cd38d31bb04150084159d7/tumblr_mm2oex461c1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’ve found a lot of amazing things in abandoned asylums, but this is hands down THE BEST thing I’ve ever found. And it’s not from a magazine, it’s hand drawn with pencil and was stapled to the wall in the janitor’s room in the basement. Also in that room were sexy pin-ups from the 70’s, some great old records and patriotic doodles on the inside of a cabinet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49259413940</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49259413940</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:32:57 -0400</pubDate><category>creedmoor</category><category>Abandoned Asylum</category></item><item><title>This unique avian fecal matter flooring was carefully crafted...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bdf22ac5192dd1b5219d667482bd860/tumblr_mm14i3fOBF1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This unique avian fecal matter flooring was carefully crafted over 40 years by thousands of goddamn pigeons just shitting all over the place&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49191384239</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49191384239</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:25:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This CPR dummy in the basement tunnels of Creedmoor caused me to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5aef1c31509fb16d5e41590a9c35460b/tumblr_mm0q5ngW891rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This CPR dummy in the basement tunnels of Creedmoor caused me to have my first ‘fear jump’ in an abandoned building. That’s when your body tenses up for a second, sometimes accompanied by a noise you’ve never made before, and then you feel hella dumb.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49176035340</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49176035340</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:15:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>40 years of pigeon shit on the top floor of Creedmoor</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09e1c75ea16e6892642269ed31d007ad/tumblr_mlzq809PLp1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;40 years of pigeon shit on the top floor of Creedmoor&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49137765835</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/49137765835</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:19:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A sadist’s bed</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0895815ef0901617e7709c0fe02c8392/tumblr_mlmrhqAZEi1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A sadist’s bed&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48570910263</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48570910263</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:17:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a good deal</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87fe1edaf1a7e8f107ed84c46fc252af/tumblr_mlmrh349241rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a good deal&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48570878249</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48570878249</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:17:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Found this 1926 cigar box in  a pile of old cans and tools in an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fd8aa67287da810b7c5b27f6e1e7c3d/tumblr_mlb7gnDQBC1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Found this 1926 cigar box in  a pile of old cans and tools in an abandoned theater projector room&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48054285940</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48054285940</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:31:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Operating theater props stored in an abandoned theater</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70a1e5dd6b59842e1d7c4f92c18d5a5b/tumblr_mlar5uj1rH1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Operating theater props stored in an abandoned theater&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48036903806</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48036903806</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:39:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>But what if your neighbors are total fuckheads?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e225c9530c349d24ade6bb09d764a511/tumblr_mlar5eZnUb1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;But what if your neighbors are total fuckheads?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48036893175</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/48036893175</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:39:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This record player only plays the song you want to hear the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abf1f91f5a0176211bc749827b722f67/tumblr_ml6aatrZQo1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This record player only plays the song you want to hear the least in all the world and only you can hear it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47831910488</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47831910488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:44:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Naw bro, we always walk in a pack right behind a woman when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3ee6a3e87bc3a259b5558812388d3ea/tumblr_ml0fvibycC1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Naw bro, we always walk in a pack right behind a woman when there’s hella sidewalk space available&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47572342106</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47572342106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:59:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My ma taught me never to get in a stranger’s car but I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ed70468d15c575a38c77028614d9a0a/tumblr_mkwiisNGMf1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My ma taught me never to get in a stranger’s car but I might make an exception. In related news, tell my family and friends that I loved most of them and please play Elton John’s ‘Mona Lisa &amp; Mad Hatters’ at my funeral. Thx!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47392976705</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47392976705</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:06:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sutro Bathhouse ruins, August 2012. I’m pretty...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a99b25cd73e2eaabda466a009526e584/tumblr_mkp8drD9RC1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sutro Bathhouse ruins, August 2012. I’m pretty fuckin’ smug about having taken this one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47051645674</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47051645674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:44:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the Rat King of newspapers</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/057965938a60ca45836d71d9a7acda91/tumblr_mkp8ctxfPf1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the Rat King of newspapers&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47051598636</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/47051598636</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:43:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Coincidentally, that’s what I call my vagina these days</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8533de27979c4b24014fb724a5be6b28/tumblr_mkjahihLTT1rncouxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Coincidentally, that’s what I call my vagina these days&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/46767562971</link><guid>http://juliawertz.tumblr.com/post/46767562971</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:44:06 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
