Found this 1926 cigar box in a pile of old cans and tools in an abandoned theater projector room

Operating theater props stored in an abandoned theater

But what if your neighbors are total fuckheads?

This record player only plays the song you want to hear the least in all the world and only you can hear it

Naw bro, we always walk in a pack right behind a woman when there’s hella sidewalk space available

My ma taught me never to get in a stranger’s car but I might make an exception. In related news, tell my family and friends that I loved most of them and please play Elton John’s ‘Mona Lisa & Mad Hatters’ at my funeral. Thx!

Sutro Bathhouse ruins, August 2012. I’m pretty fuckin’ smug about having taken this one

the Rat King of newspapers

Coincidentally, that’s what I call my vagina these days

Houdini’s family plot in Machpelah Cemetery