MUSEUM OF MISTAKES offshoot by Julia Wertz

Apr 21

This is a good deal

This is a good deal

Apr 15

Found this 1926 cigar box in  a pile of old cans and tools in an abandoned theater projector room

Found this 1926 cigar box in a pile of old cans and tools in an abandoned theater projector room

Operating theater props stored in an abandoned theater

Operating theater props stored in an abandoned theater

But what if your neighbors are total fuckheads?

But what if your neighbors are total fuckheads?

Apr 12

This record player only plays the song you want to hear the least in all the world and only you can hear it

This record player only plays the song you want to hear the least in all the world and only you can hear it

Apr 09

Naw bro, we always walk in a pack right behind a woman when there’s hella sidewalk space available

Naw bro, we always walk in a pack right behind a woman when there’s hella sidewalk space available

Apr 07

My ma taught me never to get in a stranger’s car but I might make an exception. In related news, tell my family and friends that I loved most of them and please play Elton John’s ‘Mona Lisa & Mad Hatters’ at my funeral. Thx!

My ma taught me never to get in a stranger’s car but I might make an exception. In related news, tell my family and friends that I loved most of them and please play Elton John’s ‘Mona Lisa & Mad Hatters’ at my funeral. Thx!

Apr 03

Sutro Bathhouse ruins, August 2012. I’m pretty fuckin’ smug about having taken this one

Sutro Bathhouse ruins, August 2012. I’m pretty fuckin’ smug about having taken this one

the Rat King of newspapers

the Rat King of newspapers

Mar 31

Coincidentally, that’s what I call my vagina these days

Coincidentally, that’s what I call my vagina these days