Stuff by Julia Wertz

Oct 15

I forgot about this doodle I did a few weeks ago, but was just reminded by a joke in Broad City about the “crazy life of a dentist.” FYI if Hannibal Buress wanted to be my boyfriend, then I’d definitely change my (somewhat flexible) anti-dating stance

I forgot about this doodle I did a few weeks ago, but was just reminded by a joke in Broad City about the “crazy life of a dentist.” FYI if Hannibal Buress wanted to be my boyfriend, then I’d definitely change my (somewhat flexible) anti-dating stance

new sketchy comic: A Tuesday. More at Museum of Mistakes. 

new sketchy comic: A Tuesday. More at Museum of Mistakes. 

Oct 14

Whipped sweet orange and pumpkin shea butter lotion. I’m on deadline so I’m doing everything but what I should be.

Whipped sweet orange and pumpkin shea butter lotion. I’m on deadline so I’m doing everything but what I should be.

Oct 13

New Adventure Bible School gallery post: Glen Gardner Sanitarium. 

New Adventure Bible School gallery post: Glen Gardner Sanitarium

I added this to my stupid long list of things to do during my free time (it’s written with washable crayon on my fridge because I’m an adult) just to make myself laugh, but then I actually considered it for two horrible minutes before I came to my senses and realized I was sitting on my kitchen floor laughing to myself about a social network I have nothing I do with and then I stared into the abyss for an hour until it started staring back and then I ate an apple.

I added this to my stupid long list of things to do during my free time (it’s written with washable crayon on my fridge because I’m an adult) just to make myself laugh, but then I actually considered it for two horrible minutes before I came to my senses and realized I was sitting on my kitchen floor laughing to myself about a social network I have nothing I do with and then I stared into the abyss for an hour until it started staring back and then I ate an apple.

Oct 12

Working on my hardware of NYC project. Covering my own turf today in Greenpoint. I originally typed “turd” instead of turf and I almost left it that way but I didn’t. Good story.

Working on my hardware of NYC project. Covering my own turf today in Greenpoint. I originally typed “turd” instead of turf and I almost left it that way but I didn’t. Good story.

Oct 11

One of my favorite secret Brooklyn shots

One of my favorite secret Brooklyn shots

Oct 10

I’ve wanted this my whole life #MichaelsArtSupplies

I’ve wanted this my whole life #MichaelsArtSupplies