MUSEUM OF MISTAKES offshoot by Julia Wertz

May 22

False. I was raised in the 80’s and they were the worst #hypercolortshirt

False. I was raised in the 80’s and they were the worst #hypercolortshirt

May 17

Well, this is a thing I own. I don’t know who put stickers all over it but at least it survived 8 apartment moves

Well, this is a thing I own. I don’t know who put stickers all over it but at least it survived 8 apartment moves

May 12

I can never unsee this

I can never unsee this

May 04

Bottle Beach in Dead Horse Bay

Bottle Beach in Dead Horse Bay

May 03

This is how kids play outdoors in NYC

This is how kids play outdoors in NYC

Apr 30

I’ve found a lot of amazing things in abandoned asylums, but this is hands down THE BEST thing I’ve ever found. And it’s not from a magazine, it’s hand drawn with pencil and was stapled to the wall in the janitor’s room in the basement. Also in that room were sexy pin-ups from the 70’s, some great old records and patriotic doodles on the inside of a cabinet.

I’ve found a lot of amazing things in abandoned asylums, but this is hands down THE BEST thing I’ve ever found. And it’s not from a magazine, it’s hand drawn with pencil and was stapled to the wall in the janitor’s room in the basement. Also in that room were sexy pin-ups from the 70’s, some great old records and patriotic doodles on the inside of a cabinet.

Apr 29

This unique avian fecal matter flooring was carefully crafted over 40 years by thousands of goddamn pigeons just shitting all over the place

This unique avian fecal matter flooring was carefully crafted over 40 years by thousands of goddamn pigeons just shitting all over the place

This CPR dummy in the basement tunnels of Creedmoor caused me to have my first ‘fear jump’ in an abandoned building. That’s when your body tenses up for a second, sometimes accompanied by a noise you’ve never made before, and then you feel hella dumb.

This CPR dummy in the basement tunnels of Creedmoor caused me to have my first ‘fear jump’ in an abandoned building. That’s when your body tenses up for a second, sometimes accompanied by a noise you’ve never made before, and then you feel hella dumb.

Apr 28

40 years of pigeon shit on the top floor of Creedmoor

40 years of pigeon shit on the top floor of Creedmoor

Apr 21

A sadist’s bed

A sadist’s bed